Tweets

(Source: tattoos-and-modifications)


paul-blart-molly-cop:

 

robelessd:

the holy trinity

(Source: poweredbytheprofane)

(Source: celestinevibes)

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

image

(Source: yungaquarius)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Nighttime Wonder. Photo By David Hanjani

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck


rainsweet:

will always reblog this story

monobearr:

evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE


hiddles-is-life:

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

So cute it make me wanna cry.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

(Source: scareone)

tiny-vessels:

la-food:

Perfect Pumpkin Pie - Recipe here

I don’t care if it’s summer, I want this in my belly right now.


vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL